Psst, buddy! [Cranes neck to look over shoulder.] Interested in the Meaning of Life? It’ll cost ya.
Here it is, the ultimate truth in existence, the meaning of life. It is contained in this small envelope on a plain piece of white lined paper. Nothing showy, only the absolute truth. It could be a single word, a paragraph, or an entire treatise. Whoever makes the winning bid will discover its secret.
